This was sent to me this week, and I know my super sibs will appreciate it, the rest of you will only get about 1/2 of it but it was beyond "Clever"...the author shall remain anonymous:
TOP TEN SEDGWICK PRINCESS TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE THE IMPENDING RECESSION:
10. The butlers complimentary membership to Kebo? gone.
9.The Bentley really can run on regular.
8. Prepaid tuition at GW can often be found at a sharp discount in Uncle Henry's
7. For the nightly milk bath, switch to 2%
6.No more inflight movies on the Lear Jet
5. Dinner guests will never know that your elk meatloaf has been stretched by slipping in a little ground veal.
4. Cancel subscription to wrestling monthly.. (like I would ever have one!)
3. Four or five empty Moet bottles per week make for handsome refund at redemption center.
2. Attention Robin Leach: you spill any more Pinot in the Hinckley and YOU pay for clean up
1. With just a pair of scissors, the hubbys cumberbund becomes the perfect mask to hold up the Irving Mainway!
cheers!
Abonohu te:
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Re Tip #7 -- 2% hell. Use skim! ;)
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